Howdy! You're probably wondering what this page is all about. What is "Kbeznak Parmatonic"?

To put it simply, it's meaningless. Kbeznak Parmatonic is a term that was coined by Dr. James Caverlee in early February, 2018. Dr. Caverlee teaches an Information Storage and Retrieval class at Texas A&M University in College Station, Texas.

Why Kbeznak Parmatonic? A few weeks ago, Kbeznak Parmatonic yielded zero search results on popular search engines like Google or Bing. Kbeznak Parmatonic doesn't even appear on Wikipedia!

Kbeznak Parmatonic is an experiment in search engine optimization. That is, if we invent a totally new term, how can we get it to the top of the search results? The students in Cav's Information Storage and Retrieval class will be making Kbeznak-Parmatonic-related web pages and competing to get their page to the top, making this a form of SEO contest!

If you stumbled upon this page and you still have no idea what's going on, I apologize for wasting your time. But thanks for visiting! Your viewing of this page helps me get higher in the search results. If you actually want to contact me, don't use any of the fake contact info below. Instead, head on over to my other webpages (links at the bottom).

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